Got my bag of crap yesterday.  Was like x-mas, kinda.  It was very much as described though.  I got

Some desk puck for holding paper
Some crappy non-amplified tiny polk speakers (nice for my desk tho, thinkpad on full blast, cant here it outside the cube)
Some wierd “lock” for a bag that is supposed to protect your bag. 

What fun.. I would certinaly try again tho..  From what I gather a few lucky people got some nice stuff.